Terms of Use

Last updated: 29 day of May, 2026

Welcome to Two Monkeys and a Computer. We build websites, write about technology, share ideas, occasionally publish code, and may sell a few things along the way.

By using this website, you agree to these Terms of Use. If you do not agree with them, please do not use the site.

These Terms apply to the public website, blog, portfolio, and online merchandise store. They do not replace or override any separate written agreement for consulting, software development, web design, maintenance, hosting, or client services. Client work is governed by its own contract.

1. About This Website

This website provides information about Two Monkeys and a Computer, our services, projects, writing, creative work, and related offerings.

Some content may be educational, opinion-based, technical, promotional, or just us thinking out loud about the web, software, business, and creative work.

Nothing on this website should be treated as legal, financial, business, security, or professional advice.

2. Intellectual Property

Unless otherwise stated, the content on this website belongs to Two Monkeys and a Computer or is used with permission.

This includes, but is not limited to:

Text
Blog posts
Images
Graphics
Logos
Branding
Designs
Code examples
Documentation
Videos
Downloads
Other website materials

You may view, link to, and share public pages from this website for normal personal or professional use.

You may not copy, reproduce, republish, resell, redistribute, or commercially exploit our content without written permission.

3. Acceptable Use

Please use the website like a decent human being.

You agree not to:

Break the law
Try to hack, damage, overload, or disrupt the website
Upload or transmit malware, viruses, or malicious code
Attempt to access systems, accounts, or data you are not authorized to access
Scrape or harvest the website at scale
Use automated tools in a way that harms performance or availability
Misrepresent your relationship with Two Monkeys and a Computer
Use our content, branding, or website in a misleading or harmful way

We reserve the right to block, restrict, or take action against anyone misusing the site.

4. Blog Posts, Tutorials, and Technical Content

We may publish blog posts, tutorials, opinions, code snippets, technical notes, recommendations, or examples.

We try to be accurate, useful, and thoughtful. But technology changes, software breaks, APIs get deprecated, and sometimes a clever solution stops being clever six months later.

Use your judgment. Verify important information before relying on it.

Code samples, configuration examples, tutorials, and technical suggestions are provided for learning and reference only. Test them before using them in production.

If a code snippet breaks your homelab, we are sorry. If it breaks your business, you should have tested it first.

5. AI-Assisted Content

Some content on this website may be drafted, edited, reviewed, summarized, or supported using AI tools.

That does not change our responsibility for what we choose to publish. We aim to review and shape content before it appears here.

However, all website content is still provided for general informational purposes only. You should independently verify anything important before relying on it.

6. Portfolio and Client Work

This website may include portfolio items, case studies, testimonials, project summaries, screenshots, or descriptions of past work.

These are provided as examples only. They do not guarantee the same results for future projects.

Some client names, logos, screenshots, or project details may belong to their respective owners and are shown with permission where required.

7. Merchandise and Print-on-Demand Products

We may sell merchandise through this website or through connected third-party ecommerce and print-on-demand partners.

Products may be produced, fulfilled, shipped, returned, or exchanged by third-party providers.

Product images are for illustration and may vary slightly from the final item, including colour, size, placement, fabric, materials, or print finish.

If there is a problem with your order, contact us first at support@twomonkeysandacomputer.com. We will work with our fulfillment partners to help resolve reasonable order issues, defects, or shipping problems.

We cannot guarantee that every issue will be resolved exactly as requested, but we will not leave you yelling into the print-on-demand void.

Additional store-specific policies for shipping, returns, refunds, taxes, and delivery may apply at checkout.

8. Third-Party Links and Services

This website may link to third-party websites, tools, platforms, services, vendors, social media profiles, ecommerce systems, payment processors, or client websites.

Those third parties are not controlled by us.

We are not responsible for their content, availability, security, privacy practices, products, services, or policies.

Your use of third-party services is governed by their own terms and policies.

9. No Warranties

This website is provided “as is” and “as available.”

We do not guarantee that:

The website will always be available
The website will be error-free
The content will always be accurate, complete, or current
The website will be free from bugs, malware, or harmful components
Any information will be suitable for your specific situation

We make reasonable efforts to maintain the site, but the internet is held together with duct tape, DNS records, and optimism.

10. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Two Monkeys and a Computer, its owners, contractors, partners, and affiliates will not be liable for damages arising from your use of this website, including but not limited to:

Reliance on website content
Use of blog posts, tutorials, or code examples
Website interruptions or errors
Data loss
Security incidents
Third-party websites or services
Merchandise fulfilled by third-party providers
Any other issue connected to your use of the public website

For website use and merchandise purchases, our total liability, if any, will be limited to the amount you paid for the specific product or transaction giving rise to the claim.

For clarity, this limitation does not govern professional services, consulting, development, hosting, maintenance, or client project work covered by a separate written agreement.

11. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Two Monkeys and a Computer, its owners, contractors, partners, and affiliates from claims, damages, losses, liabilities, costs, or expenses arising from:

Your use or misuse of the website
Your violation of these Terms
Your violation of applicable laws
Your infringement of someone else’s rights
Your unauthorized use of our content, branding, or materials

12. Privacy

Your use of this website may also be governed by our Privacy Policy.

Please review it to understand how we may collect, use, store, and protect information, including information submitted through contact forms, analytics tools, ecommerce systems, payment processors, or third-party services.

13. Accessibility

We want this website to be usable by as many people as possible.

If you encounter an accessibility issue, please contact us and let us know. We will make reasonable efforts to review and address the issue.

14. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time.

When we do, we will update the “Last updated” date at the top of this page.

Your continued use of the website after changes are posted means you accept the updated Terms.

15. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the Province of Ontario and the federal laws of Canada applicable therein.

Any disputes relating to these Terms or your use of the website will be handled by the courts located in Ontario, Canada, unless applicable law requires otherwise.

16. Contact

Questions about these Terms can be sent to:

Two Monkeys and a Computer
Website: https://www.twomonkeysandacomputer.com
Email: info@twomonkeysandacomputer.com